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Sollux Captor ♊ twinArmageddons ([personal profile] usedpsionics) wrote2011-02-10 07:25 pm
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hey, gamzee?
ii2 eriidan ju2t beiing pathetiic liike he u2ually ii2 or do you actually "love hiim and only hiim" liike he2 claiimiing?
becau2e that2 pretty dii2turbiing two thiink about.

oh, and KK, ii thiink ii need two teach you two lock thiing2 better.
iim tired of ju2t lookiing at 2tuff and fiindiing out all your deep, dark 2ecret2.
2o you need two come over 2ometiime.

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[identity profile] threshecutioner.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
[At that, Karkat closes his Pokégear, instead opting to turn and face Sollux properly. All the better to yell at him as he yells.]

I just said I'm not going to stop talking to you! Even as stupid as the whole fucking mess always is. I do hate you, yeah, and talking and these stupid arguments and everything, but I haven't called it all off yet, have I?

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[identity profile] p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, tho you hate me that fucking much but you're jutht putting up with me anyway? Ith that thome thort of thtupid mathochithtic tendenthy or thomething, becauthe you know how much I love jutht catering to your thtupid fantathieth!

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[identity profile] threshecutioner.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
Masochistic--? You fucking kidding me? And I know damn well you hate me too, fuckass, but you still always get upset over this bullshit and talk to me anyway. So who's the masochistic one? You did befriend the huge asshole who hates everything!

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[identity profile] p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, it'th no fucking thecret I hate mythelf, dumbath! And I never thaid I didn't hate you I jutht don't thee any reathon to thove it in your fathe all the time!

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[identity profile] threshecutioner.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Then what do you call all that mocking you do all the time, dumbass?

But fine, if you are doing this just because of how much you hate yourself, then maybe that's my problem too. You know damn well I hate myself more than anyone else hates themself, so maybe I am a fucking masochist to go through all this shit every time.

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[identity profile] p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
That'th jutht me mocking you, it doethn't have anything to do with hating you!

And no, you don't, it'th not even pothible to hate yourthelf more than I hate mythelf, tho really I don't think we need to thtart thith thtupid argument again okay?! I have a lot more reathonth to hate mythelf than you do anyway! But at leatht I'm not getting off on making you hate me too, tho I gueth you thcore one more point than me there!

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[identity profile] threshecutioner.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
Getting off on--?

[He gestures angrily, hands out to his sides.]

Are you fucking kidding me? I have a kismesis, you nooksucking prick! So get the fuck over yourself, because no matter how much you insist you hate yourself, I don't hate you that much. What the hell, man?

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[identity profile] p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
That'th not what I mean, I meant the whole mathochithm thing! Fuck, I don't want you to hate me like that, I don't even hate you that much!

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[identity profile] threshecutioner.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
Good!

[But with that, he just falls silent for a moment, then lets out an exasperated sigh.]

God, this whole fucking argument is stupid. Are we seriously fighting over who hates who what amount and why? This--can we just stop already?

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[identity profile] p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, you're the one that thtarted it, I don't care if we keep arguing. It'th glubbing retarded.

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[identity profile] threshecutioner.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Facepalming now.]

Jegus, I'm a fucking asshole, aren't I? Why do I always have to turn this shit into a fight?

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[identity profile] p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, jutht becauthe you're like that with everyone I gueth.

...And before you athk, yeth we're thtill friendth.

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[identity profile] threshecutioner.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
... I kind of am, aren't I? [Sigh.] I still need to make up with Soul for another fight the other day.

[So he looks at Sollux again, looking apologetic.]

Thanks. But I'm sorry still.

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[identity profile] p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about it, KK. I'm uthed to the fighting.

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[identity profile] threshecutioner.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're sure.

[Now he actually stuffs his Pokégear back into his pocket.]

But it feels bad just to come over, have you show me that, and then leave after an argument, so. How've you been lately? Since we don't hang out as much as we could.

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[identity profile] p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been fine, I gueth. It'th pretty boring around here, tho I don't really do much.

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[identity profile] threshecutioner.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, kinda is. I've managed okay myself, though - working at the Pokémart, training when the whether permits, dealing with new Pokémon. Trolling people, arguing and fighting with Dave or hanging out with him depending on things. Valentine's Day preparations lately.

It's not as hard as it could be to fill time. It actually feels like it might be kind of weird to start traveling again, whenever everyone finally leaves Violet.

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[identity profile] p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a job too, but that doethn't take up that much time. And you've theen my pokémon, training them ith almotht more trouble than it'th worth motht of the time. I haven't heard from FF in a while, either. I'm kind of worried.

I'm not really looking forward to traveling but at leatht it'th better than jutht thitting around and being a utheleth pieth of thit all day.

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[identity profile] threshecutioner.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not a useless piece of shit, Sollux, so shut up about that.

[He punctuates it with a stern glare.]

But I hope Feferi's alright, for your sake and hers.

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[identity profile] p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeth I am. But fine, I'll thtop thaying it if it maketh you feel better.

...I hope the ith. I don't want anything to happen to her.

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[identity profile] threshecutioner.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't be my best friend if you were a useless piece of shit, so no, you're not.

[Stubborn!]

I don't imagine you do. But at least the most of us should all be in one city soon enough.

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[identity profile] p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeth I would, becauthe you're too thtubborn to thay anything otherwithe and admit that I'm pretty much utheleth around here. What can I even do around here, I can't really program anything, my pokémon are pietheth of thit, I can't even find my matethprit, it'th not really pothible to be any more utheleth than me!

Great, then we can travel with the huge bitch and the douthietht tool ever.

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[identity profile] threshecutioner.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Who the fuck do you think you're even talking to? I call useless shit on being useless shit! If you want something to do then find something, damnit. Keep looking. Don't just give up like a whiny little grub who's too fucking picky to choose a stalactite!

And who the fuck knows where Feferi is or what she's up to? You know damn fucking well this place is weird. If it did something, it did something, and you're not useless if you can't make the fucking world be normal!

And those two aren't even who I meant, damnit. Aradia's coming with them too; I thought you'd be glad to see her.

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[identity profile] p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not giving up, there'th jutht not even any point in trying! You know how the univerthe treatth uth KK, you can't tell me you're thurprithed that there'th abtholutely nothing I can fucking do!

And I never thaid I wouldn't be happy to thee her, but that'th jutht confuthing and I really don't know what to think about it. And when her coming meanth we have to have the other two around too I really don't know if it countth ath a good thing.

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