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[usedpsionics]

[Somebody's in a good mood over here when the video clicks on, a big grin on his face.] Hey guyth, check thith out.

[He pans the camera over to his bed where a Xatu is perched next to a curled up, sleeping Eevee.]

Natu finally evolved, and that Eevee you gave me hatched too, KK. I don't really know how good it'th going to be or anything yet but Xatu ith awethome, hehe.

Comments

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

Yeah right. I'm on my way to a good spread of types already, so once I handle this gym, I can sort out my team to something with more range and train it up well.

[VIDEO]

[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

Heh, yeah, okay, you go ahead and thay that. You know that before long I'll be way better than you and you'll be coming to me for help like you do with everything elthe.

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

Pfft. In your dreams, Sollux. I don't ask your help for that much.

[VIDEO]

[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

Admit it KK, you totally do. And when you don't it'th jutht becauthe you're inthecure about it and don't want me to laugh at you.

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

Tell me all these things I ask you about all the time, then. And all the things I don't ask you about because of my huge load of unshakable insecurity. I'm curious.

[VIDEO]

[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

Okay, how about pretty much anything having to do with computerth ever?

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

Computers I'll give you. But aside from that?

[VIDEO]

[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

...Well, okay, that'th pretty much it.

But you thtill really care about my opinion on everything tho that thtill countth.

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

Exactly my point.

...

But yeah, your opinion does matter. When it's not completely stupid.

[VIDEO]

[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

My opinionth never thtupid, thut up KK.

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

It is too. Half the time it's bullshit and you calling my ideas stupid or else you mocking me.

[VIDEO]

[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

Well, I wouldn't have to call your ideath thtupid and mock you if you'd thtop thaying thtupid thingth and being tho glu- [he catches himself there, pausing very shortly before continuing] fucking mockable!

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

Glubbing! You almost said glubbing! So don't fucking say I say stupid shit when you sound like a moron yourself. Not like you need crappy fish puns to sound like that anyway.

[VIDEO]

[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

Fuck off, KK, I don't even want to think about fith punth right now!

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

Well too fucking bad! They're stupid, you're stupid, and this whole fucking argument is stupid too. Good for us, we've achieved our idiocy quota for the day!

[VIDEO]

[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

My fucking girlfriend'th going to die and you're thtill fucking calling her fith punth thtupid? I know you're pretty much a giant athhole but that'th jutht too much!

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

[He sighs, frowning.]

... I didn't mean it like that.

[VIDEO]

[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

I don't care, you thtill thaid it!

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

[He rubs a hand against his forehead, eyes closing.]

Then I take it back, alright? I'm a fucking useless, stupid sack of shit who says idiotic things because I'm an asshole and maybe I just wanted to have a stupid argument like we normally do instead of awkward shit again. So I'm fucking sorry.

[VIDEO]

[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

I don't even want to argue with you, can you theriouthly get any more childith?

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

Then fucking sorry again! Jegus, I don't even fucking know what I'm doing anymore. So go ahead and call me a dumbass or whatever, I don't even care.

[VIDEO]

[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

I don't care what you're doing any more, I jutht want to be friendth and do the thtupid thit we alwayth do and maybe jutht not have you fucking thtart a fight for onthe when I wath actually happy about thingth!

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

[He breathes a long, slow sigh.]

... I'm sorry. Honestly.

I'm just a god damn fucking idiot anymore, I guess. What kind of dumbass can't even be friends right with his own fucking best friend of all people?

[VIDEO]

[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

No, you aren't an idiot KK, I'm jutht being thtupid again! Look, jutht, don't beat yourthelf up over it, okay?

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me not to beat myself up when that's all you do half the fucking time! If anything you should be having a fucking party that I'm finally realizing what a shitty friend I'm being.